Sunday, March 11, 2012

New post from Sakura the Kat

Hi,
Well it has been a while since I have posted on my blog. The last posting which was back in 2009, well a lot has happened since then. Two of my cat friends have passed away, Cleo and Precious. My mum was pretty sad about both since they have been around for many years.

My mum decided to take me for a ride in her car and we went through the car wash, I was not a happy cat, all that awful noise and that huge hair dryer scared me so bad I tried to climb under the dashboard to get out. My mum was laughing and thought it was funny, but I was sure upset. My mum is just lucky I didn't poop in the car.

We have five new guests at our place, mum said they are called sheep, but they stink and make funny nosies. They ate all the grass and part of the tree in the front yard, so I think the tree is no longer good for anyone to climb on. Their names are Lambie Pie, Lamb Chop, and Mary. My mum said Mary is about to have a little lamb. For some reason, I have heard that story about Mary having a little lamb before, well anyway Mary looks like she is going to have twins, she is huge. Thank goodness I can't have children, I don't want to loose my girly figure, not that I have a boyfriend or anything.

Oh yeah, we have two other cats, Jack and Jet. Jet is pretty mean to all the other cats, but as usualy, Indy is a woosie cat. Jack is a ginger cat and has long hair, my mum is going to shave him in the summer so he has a lion cut. That should be pretty funny. Jack was a feral cat, but he is pretty friendly now, he thinks he can just come in the house and plop his big bum in my cat bed. He is so big that his rear end hangs out. Jet is a black cat,I think he is a feral cat or something, my mum said the only time she sees him is when he wants to eat or beat up the other cats, (by the way that is my job).

Oh no, I hear the little girl calling Indiana Jones, I guess I better hide behind the china hutch so when he dashes through the door, I will be ready to jump on him and make him yowel and hiss and run like a girl. Oh oh, my mum just said DAMN CAT, so I am in trouble.

Well until another time my feline friends. Leave me a post and let me know what you think of my stories.

Meow meow
Sakura

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